I just discovered something for which I desperately am seeking physical proof.

It turns out that one of a very young Brad Garrett's first, uh, roles, was as a the model for the back cover of Electric Light Orchestra's album Discovery, in which he is, according to wikipedia, "dressed in middle eastern clothes, turban and holding a big sword." I have been conducting some google searching and have yet to locate this back cover. As it is, I'm going to have to search for this every time I go to a record store (the few that are left these days) and at the very least hope to find it and get a photograph it. I have a hard time believing it's not on the internet somewhere, but so far at least it's eluded me.