The picture really speaks for itself, but I'll add the obvious comment. How the fuck is this real and not some terrible Saturday Night Live commercial skit? Who has ever eaten a pizza, and said to themselves, "you know the only thing that would make this better - if I also had some cookies"? (Admittedly, cookies are probably delicious at anytime, but you don't just see them attached to every frozen entrée for a reason.) I would say that it finally happened, except that exactly nobody has been anticipating this.

Of course the only thing more bizarre is Digiorno's new Pizza and Wyngz. It's not really stranger in that it's chicken - wings and pizza seem like a far more logical combination than pizza and cookies. It's that these are not Wings, but Wyngz, because they can not legally be called Wings, as they have no wing meat. Colbert has the definitive takedown.